Stereo

If your mortgage is paid and that kid is already out of college (or you just want to plan and execute the year's best block party), consider investing in Avantgarde Acoustic's Trio Classico stereo system.  Behind door number 1 is a 5 foot tall home acoustic system that bucks the classic black rectangle in the corner gathering dust trend.  

Billed as the audiophile's "nirvana", the Classico Trio starts at $65K.  Sorry, if you couldn't hear me, I said $65K; (to keep it all relative, dear reader, that could be one third of a Ferrari)!  Basically it's like bringing a concert hall into your living room.  The German design boasts that "every time the music signal is changing from positive to the negative half-wave and vice versa the dielectric field gets inverted" and "it's massive [you don't say] 3 kg magnet with high magnetic flux density help produce enormous power and authority on the movement of the voice coil.  Each signal is reproduced one-by-one, exactly to the original."  The fine print mentions something about giving massages and doing laundry, in which case, this blog may head for Frankfurt to pick one up in purple.  Blasting "Nobody's Fool" on the Classico Trio would essentially solve all interpersonal dilemmas without any face time whatsoever.  Sold?

Life sometimes can be stereo.
Stereo: --adjective

  pertaining to stereophonic sound, stereoscopic photography, etc.