Toasty

For anyone who didn't realize what eating toast in the shower can do for one's day, all I have to say (and brevity is not my strong point, so let the conciseness of this post represent the sincerity of the recommendation), don't try it.  C'mon, even this blog didn't try it.  That's ridiculous.  Ludicrous.  Asinine.



(Even if your toast comes with Jesus' face on it, don't try it; when introduced to the shower, toast will turn to duck food, and everyone knows, duck food is for the birds.)

Life sometimes can be toasty.
Toasty: --adjective
  characteristic of or resembling toast