Spa-rific

There's something to be said for the soothing effects of a traditional bubble bath, be it at the end of a long day racing Ferraris or after an intense debut of singing in the rain (and S.CA can well attest to the latter if not the former) or just because it's freakin' therapeutic and feels good.  Regardless of that unrelenting inundation (that's intentionally redundant to capture the essence of this blog's opinion) of those pushy books, Chicken Soup for the [fill in the blank] Soul, this blog argues vehemently that it is bubble baths that are good for the soul and the psyche; I'll take bubbles over noodles any day.  Only I can NEVER have a bubble bath.  Travesty!  No wonder my soul and psyche are in perpetual decline.  Along with WiFi (which shall be argued at another point in time), bath tubs should be an inalienable right.  Yet...they are not.  Travesty!  Some unlucky souls, this blog has both thumbs pointed bloggerward, do not have a bath tub which is, quite obviously, part and entirely parcel to engaging in a bubble bath.

Some unfortunates are relegated to stand up showers only.  Therefore, it is this blog's self-blogged brilliant idea that someone (open call for mock-up submissions) design a slide in tub structure for showers such as the above.  Ideally, it will fold in and up for easy storage and should be easy to clean.  Visualize an above ground pool (filled with hot bubbly water).  Then, this blog can submit to Kickstarter for lots of pedestrian funding at which point, when inquired what good use the funding shall be allocated to, this blog responds that it will, quite obviously--of course, be put to the implementation of a bathtub for this blogger STAT!  Then, said blogger can blog about edibles from the bathtub instead of the shower which seems a bit more apropos generally speaking.  Win/win.

Life sometimes can be spa'rific.
Spa-rific--blog slang
  of or pertaining to the essence of the most enjoyable of frivolities, hot water on the body