Non-Sequitur

This blogger got thrown in a dark brick box yesterday on a wild goose hunt for a return to work opportunity for someone.  To make a tedious research task brief (and to preclude blogger's second attempt at frustration induced self injury), we'll skip to the chase which is to say: there was an advertisement for a sales position that didn't involve cold-calling but touted following "warm leads".  A little serendipitous digging (and skilled, googling, I have to admit) later, this blogger learned that the position was for a crematory service.  Warm leads indeed!  Which brings me to Laz...

The "Lazarus Position" occurs in freshly dead or brain dead bodies immediately following passing (hence, "freshly dead"...hence..."warm leads").  A small percentage of bodies have been charted to fling their arms out airplane style, then raise them parallel and then fold them in classic corpse pose across their chest.  Ummm...let it be noted, return to work possibilities should not include undertaker duties.  Which brings me to just plain old cold.  Ice cold...

Been thinking, why doesn't Starbucks use coffee ice cubes in their iced coffee?  It would preclude the watered down effect.  (Of course, it's cheaper for Sbux not to use coffee ice cubes); irrespective, coffee ice cubes seems like a delightful summer treat.  That is surely a shower worthy indulgence.

Life sometimes can be non-sequitur.
Non-sequitur: –noun

  an inference or a conclusion that does not follow from the premises