Rerun

Approximately 22% of the direct pageviews of this blog can be attributed to a May 2011 post dubbed "Ironic," which I self-refer herein: http://lifesometimescanbe.blogspot.com/2011/05/ironic.html. And, for your smartphone convenience, the picture, which even that, this blog can't take credit for:

Considering that a quarter of this blog's traffic has been intrigued with the potential torture and defeat of lobsters does not directly make you (in the universal sense) a crustacean-sadist. It also does not make me (in the direct sense) responsible for your entertainment. That can be attributed to the Main Lobster Game company: http://www.lobstergame.com/.

The source of the lobster vending machine website boasts many interesting lobster facts. For example, a FAQ posits the "Q": How do you know when your lobster is cooked? (When he stops moving.) [Real]A: When his tail is curled under and remains so.

Additionally, www.lobstergame.com supplies "income potential" figures for those wishing to invest in more than a single entree. An average restaurant or bar owner can make an additional $36,400 annually with just one machine in a well-located (i.e., lobster eating epicenter) venue.

Alas, it's the end of the month, and in an effort to maintain a blog a month, I pulled the cheap cord and returned to whack the lobster pinata.

Life sometimes can be rerun.
Rerun: --verb
  to run again